Sunday, February 3, 2013

Sin

Your sin is not greater than God's mercy
—Nouman Ali Khan

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I'm back

Alright. I'll write more.

The more you write the more you write, right?

Thinkin about Rachel Corrie today and Palastine. Not much to say about this except, it seems awfully clear that the Israeli's are in the wrong.

Had Indian food today with Jaime. Paid off my jewelry store bill and enjoyed the hookah I bought yesterday. It was an excellent weekend.

Does anyone know anything about Turkish coffee? I need to get/make some.

God's blessings to all of you.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Dennis gave me this quote yesterday

We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.





Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
British dramatist & screenwriter (1937 -

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Letter from Jake, responding to my suggestion that we begin people hunting

Sorry, my wife says no, I casually asked, "Honey, Can Josh and I hunt humans?" a resounding NO was the answer. This reminds me, Have you read Zodiac perchance?
Also, People most likely taste like pork, and I don't enjoy pork so much as to have a freezer full of it. although you could kill humans from sunrise to sunset and never would you feel completed in your task. We do make up a considerable amount of the biomass on this globe. Whom would you remove first, derelicts, vagabonds and gypsy? would anyone of those sound like they tasted good. not to mention the very increasing risk of disease from human flesh- Blood-borne pathogens are a monumental treat when selecting humans to consume. that was how AIDS got started, remember?
Yours truly, loving brother Jacob

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

No comments yet.

I see that this blog has been viewed 24 times, and yet NO comments!

So, as of right this very moment I'm going to place a single pumpkin seed, up deep inside my ass, for each day that passes without a comment on one of my posts. I will discontinue planting these seeds when a comment is finally made, or when the first tendrils of pumpkin greenery make it out of my bunghole into the bright sunshine of that glorious day.

That is all.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

(NOT) Wrapping Presents

I cannot wrap gifts, and I strongly prefer GIFT BAGS. If I could please be excused from presenting my gifts wrapped in neatly folded paper taped cleanly and finished with a bow, it's ends curled with scissors...

My dear Jaime is a precision wrapper and I have relegated myself to the tape master position. I can also hold fast the folded paper and make supportive comments about the fine quality of the wrapping and the overall goodness of the person doing the wrap-job.