I see that this blog has been viewed 24 times, and yet NO comments!
So, as of right this very moment I'm going to place a single pumpkin seed, up deep inside my ass, for each day that passes without a comment on one of my posts. I will discontinue planting these seeds when a comment is finally made, or when the first tendrils of pumpkin greenery make it out of my bunghole into the bright sunshine of that glorious day.
That is all.
http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-a-Pumpkin
ReplyDeleteThis seems a little easier!
Happy New Year to you and yours!
I'm really glad you commented, because I just don't have enough room for many more seeds.
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